Sunday, June 22, 2008

takes talent


Here's one of my favorite poems which I came to mind when I read this post over at Navel Gazing at Its Finest.



takes talent

there are two
kinds of human
beings in the world
so my observation
has told me
namely and to wit
as follows
firstly
those who
even though they
were to reveal
the secret of the universe
to you would fail
to impress you
with any sense
of the importance
of the news
and secondly
those who could
communicate to you
that they had
just purchased
ten cents worth
of paper napkins
and make you
thrill and vibrate
with the intelligence

archy

(For those of you who are unfamiliar with archy, he was a cockroach/poet who lived in Don Marquis' office. He typed his poems by jumping from key to key on Marquis' typewriter. Unfortunately, capital letters require pressing two keys at once and were beyond archy's gymnastic abilities.)


8 comments:

  1. To my sister,

    It is TOO a poem. Sure it doesn't rhyme or have any sort of special cadence or any neato-bandito word play. Sure it was written by a cockroach. But it's true. You know it and I know it. That makes it poetry to me.

    Love, Jami

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  2. I LOVE this. And yes, I totally agree - it's a poem.

    (I wish I actually lived up to it.) You're awesome, thank you for making my day. I think this is one of the nicest compliments I've ever had. :>

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  3. Um, wait, I wanted to clarify. I know the poem isn't ABOUT me, but I thought it was awesome that you mentioned me in conjunction with the poem. Does that make sense?

    ARG, I shouldn't comment after midnight.

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  4. Poetry....

    There once was a girl from Nantucket....
    Who walked around carrying a bucket
    She picked up a clam
    and cut up her hand
    And so she screamed, [edited for content]

    Poetry.....

    The dog drool on my leg
    trickles down into my sock.
    Slime knows no boundries.

    Conversation....

    so, the other day
    I was writing
    and I decided
    every three words
    I would hit
    the enter button
    that way all
    I write will
    have the look
    of something important.

    Not a poem, a comment..... thus spake [the sister].

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  5. Oh Sister,
    Thou art wise
    and yet a pagan.
    Thou hast the
    mouth of a pithy
    sailor.

    Love, Jami

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  6. Sister (of Jami,
    you have it just
    backwards
    about what is
    not poetry

    I forgot about archy and mehitabel. That was one of the books on our shelves growing up that I finally got bored enough to read. Not sure I understood much of it, although I do remember that mehitabel was a cat who believed she'd been Cleopatra in a previous life. (Right?)

    P.S.
    She frowned and called him "Mister"
    Because in fun he kissed her
    And so in spite
    That very night
    That Mister kissed her sister

    ------
    The daughter of the farrier
    Could find no one to marry her
    Because she said
    She would not wed
    A man who could not carry her

    The poor old girl was wrong enough
    And had to wait quite long enough
    For as she sat
    She grew so fat
    That nobody was strong enough

    (Two non-poems from another of my childhood books, selected mainly for being the first limericks I could come up with off the top of my head.)

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  7. I'm with you, Zina.

    The irony is Sister once wrote:

    Roses are red.
    Violets are blue.
    Poems that rhyme
    are very unsophisticated.

    and

    There was a sheik named Abdul
    who took a flying leap into a pool.
    His bodyguards found him
    with sand all around him
    because he jumped into a mirage.

    She's just razzing me, because that's what Sister does.

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  8. Those are both great -- I guess she does know her poetry.

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Say what you want so long as what you want to say is nice.