Thursday, July 23, 2009

A Waste of my Mortal Probation

So I read the first and last Twilight books. Two thoughts. One for each of them.

Twilight: What's with the apple? Really.

Warning! PG-13 comment on a PG-13 book:
Breaking Dawn: What's with the never-ending s@x?
The end is the best part. Just sayin'.


Kristina P. said...

I've only read the first two. Meh.

Thora said...

Avram and I often laugh together about the eight hours of sex a night. What, couldn't they have a conversation together, or something, even once?

Heidi Ashworth said...

You really don't know what the apple is about? Really? Truly!?

Motherboard said...

I wanted to gouge my eyes out with a fork and then wash my brain out with bleach, after reading them.

(they had 8 hours of sex a night? How did I miss that? It must have been when I was banging my head against the wall...)

The Crash Test Dummy said...

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

You ROCK Jami!

I'm trying to get my hub to ship our car to San Fran so we can fly out there and pick it up and we can do lunch with Miss Heidi. I'll let you know if it works out.

And do they seriously have eight hour sex?

Holy Cow. Doesn't Miss Stephanie know that Mormons don't have sex?

I haven't had eight hour sex since I regained my testimony.

Youngblood4ever said...

How can you read just the first and last? You missed the whole in between. I totally love the all night s@x and the hotness of the vampire. I would turn my Hubby into a vampire if vampires that are stone-cold sexy and sparkle in the sun were real.

Jo said...

Ewww. I REFUSE. I will never read those books. Never! Just say'n.

Anonymous said...

nice post. thanks.